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Whether you're Catholic, Protestant, Mormon, Rastafarian or Buddhist, at the end of The Dirty Dash you'll all have to confess to God that you're a filthy mess in need of forgiveness.
Your whole lives you've been told what you can't do: Don't run with scissors, don't sneeze or your heart will stop, don't "mess with Sasquatch," don't sell WMDs to the Ayatollahs. Well it's time to throw away your tissues, dump your Adderall down the toilet and break all the rules.
You're not a bunch of sheep. While the rest of the herd is headed to the salted baths of the Four Seasons, you're headed face-first down a slippery pile of neoprene on the world's longest slip-and-slide. Are the other sheep doing the next 1/2 marathon? Who cares? You won't be able to hear their anguished braying of pain from 13.1 miles of hell. Why? Because your ears will be clogged with 2 inches of Rocky Mountain mud. Instead of cramps, heat exhaustion, and shin splints, you'll wind up with nothing but a big smile on your sloppy face.
So dress-up like a fool, act like a buffoon, finance revolutions, and run like no one's life depends on it... but please don't sell WMDs to the Ayatollahs. They probably got that one right.
By the end of this race you'll be seeing the world through muddy eyes, and believe us, it's brown, and it's beautiful.
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Deadlines & Pricing
Deadlines
| Description |
Fee |
Deadline |
| Loyalty Registration |
$35.00 |
1/30/2013 |
| Early Bird Reg. |
$40.00 |
2/27/2013 |
| Regular Registration |
$45.00 |
4/3/2013 |
| Late Registration |
$50.00 |
5/1/2013 |
| If it ain't Sold Out |
$55.00 |
6/5/2013 |
Waves
| Start Time |
Availability |
| 08:00 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 08:20 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 08:40 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 09:00 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 09:20 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 09:40 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 10:00 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 10:20 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 10:40 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 11:00 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 11:20 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 11:40 AM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 12:00 PM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 12:20 PM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 12:40 PM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 01:00 PM, Saturday, June 8th |
Sold Out |
| 01:20 PM, Saturday, June 8th Corporate Cup |
Sold Out |
| 01:40 PM, Saturday, June 8th Corporate Cup |
Sold Out |
Be a Volunteer
If the most you can do is muster the nerve to dip a toe in the mud pit, we'll gladly take you as a volunteer and ease you into this dirty lifestyle nice and slow. Please fill out the form below with any additional comments that we may need to know and we'll get you front row seats to the slopshow. We'll also hook you up with the most coveted volunteer shirt around. Please keep in mind that we have several volunteer shifts on Thursday, Friday and Saturday of Race week...with some on Sunday when we have a Sunday race. Oh, and we love kids, but we would like volunteers 14 and over please.
Charity
The mission of Youth Making a Difference is to provide leadership training and practical experiences that make a difference in the world, transforming the lives of the participants and those they serve.
The results of the YMAD Leadership Training are based on 7 values of leadership. During the year the teens learn about leadership and how to make a difference in the world from educators, mentors and guest speakers. They apply leadership skills in practical ways, such as working with children in local schools to improve their ability to speak English, or humanitarian expeditions in a developing country to work with children in rural schools to get needed medical care and learn English. The planning, fund raising and execution of these projects gives the teens hands-on experience in taking responsibility, working as a team, serving others, developing a vision, tackling tough assignments, doing research, inspiring each other, and sticking to their commitments. After the yearlong training, the teens look for ways to use these new skills to make a difference for the rest of their lives.
You can help us raise additional funds through our Fundly campaign by clicking below:
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